Frequently Asked Questions



Q: What if I need to return an item?

A: See the links on the upper right corner in the "Shop" section of TopicalTees.com for all customer service concerns.

Q: Where do the ideas for Topical Tees come from? Can I submit my idea?

A: The ether, really, where all ideas originate. I'd rather you didn't submit any ideas -- not that I think only my ideas are worthy of being immortalized on clothing items, but it's just much easier copyright-wise.

Q: What if I think one of your designs is offensive?

A: Everyone finds something offensive. I try to please everyone, but (as the song goes) you can't please everyone, so I've got to please myself. If you're offended (and, really, I'm not going for offensive stuff, so I don't expect you to be offended), surf on.

Q: Can I use one of your images on my web site?

A: The short answer is "no." But you should e-mail me (Mary AT symbol modernferret dot com) if you have a good reason for wanting to use something. All the designs on TopicalTees.com are protected by copyright laws. That means it's illegal to take them without permission (see the Notice at the bottom of this page).

Q: How do I know what size I am?

A: You'll see a link for a size chart when you get to the item you're interested in purchasing. For example, when you click on the "My Cat, My Friend" white T-shirt, you'll see a link right above the size selector that brings you to the size chart.

 

NOTICE: All designs and text are copyright © 2003-2008 Mary R. Shefferman/Mary R. Drews. All rights reserved. No part of this web site may be used for any purpose without the written permission of the copyright holder. Using images or information from a web site without the copyright holder's permission is a criminal act. You're not a criminal, right? I didn't think so. J