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Topical Tees is the brainchild of Mary
Drews (that'd be me), a tiny
red-haired woman from Long Island with a
penchant for ferrets and poetry. I
am not a programmer, nor
am I particularly experienced with Front Page (the program with which this site is
created).
I fix the toilet and
use the
power tools (though
I am kind of nervous
about the power tools).
Before
moving
to
stores
Internet,
I
had
published Modern Ferret
Magazine. I have written several books about ferrets.
But there's more to life than ferrets. All these great
novelty T-shirt ideas that have
nothing to do with ferrets have been languishing, waiting for a web site where
they could come into their own. That is this: TopicalTees.com. TopicalTees.com
is an oasis of
sophisticated,
clever, novelty T-shirt designs in the desert of hackneyed,
offensive rubbish. Well, okay, some of the stuff that's out there is pretty
cool. (I try to be honest.)
But TopicalTees.com is more than just clever
tee shirt designs. There are also
clever, fun mug and mousepad
designs (you still use a mousepad?
I have an optical mouse, so I don't use a mousepad anymore, but I know a lot of
people do). Here you
can get trendy cap and apron
designs. Pretty
trinket box
designs ... and ...
well, browse around the store, I'm getting a little bored with listing all this
stuff. You'll see. You'll find exactly what you're looking for. Something pithy.
Something unique. That's the goal here.
Everything comes with a
30-day guarantee. Not like it needs to -- this is good quality stuff.
I wouldn't sell
it if it wasn't. But just so you feel a little better about it, it's guaranteed,
okay?
Go shop now. If there's more to say about
TopicalTees.com, I'll add it later.
If you have a question about me (Mary) or why
I'm doing this (like you care) or anything like that, you can e-mail me. This is
NOT the customer service e-mail, so don't send me customer service questions.
I'm just the artist. You can reach me at:
mary
At
Symbol
modernferret
Dot
com
If you're really curious, you could check out
my blog at
http://www.modernferretblog.com/mary
or my other blog at
http://blog.depressionplace.com/
Or you could just buy stuff and ignore me
completely. Whatever you like. I'm not too picky.
24 April 2008
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